Sore Muscle Salve
What better way to get a massage than handing your pal a tin of Sore Muscle Salve accompanied by a pained and strained expression?
Fat and the Moon’s Sore Muscle Salve employs the relaxing properties of tobacco and warming properties of cayenne. The earthy smell of tobacco is nicely complemented with the grassy aroma of vetiver essential oil. Clove essential oil adds even more warmth to the salve.
Topical use only, and make sure to keep away from the eyes, and the mouth- in this case, you don’t want to feel the Bern!
For best results use within 1-year of purchase
Please note: Due to COVID-19 and measures taken to ensure the safety of everyone shipping, we are experiencing additional delays of 5-10 days!
Everything is shipped with care within 1-3 business days! The shipping options you select are for delivery times, not our handling timeframe. We use a combination of USPS, UPS, Fedex, DHL, and Globegistics for shipping.
Preorders typically ship within 3 months of date of purchase, but may experience longer delays due to COVID-19
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We are happy to accommodate returns! We issue store credit for any full price items within our return window less a restocking fee. Want to know more? Check out our FAQ!
- In the return portal within 5 days of receiving your order, you can issue your own return here!
- We offer free return shipping, less a $10 restocking fee (that's what we get charged from our warehouse too!) from your return credit.
- We will issue you a free return postage.
- You have 5 days once you receive the postage to put your item in the mail in unwashed, unworn condition in the original polybag.
- If you're late beyond the above timeframe, we will still accept your package less a 20% restocking fee within 30 days.
- Returns are not accepted beyond 30 days.
- If your item returns to us without original packaging and needs to be refurbished (cleaned, folded, and relabeled) you will be given store credit less a 15% cleaning fee. This fee may be additional to the 20% fee if your item is also late.
- Sale items are final sale and cannot be returned.